Sydney
vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

i wish that my boyfriend get me pregnant so that i'd have a reason to drop out of college
Anonymous
thefrogman:

[video]
b0wl:

machete-dont-eat-ass:

omg

i’m gonna watch this porno for the pure hilarity.

b0wl:

machete-dont-eat-ass:

omg

i’m gonna watch this porno for the pure hilarity.

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

perchu:

tsarbucks:

perchu:

perchu:

in skyrim you can ride a bee

in real life you can ride a bee

image

dont do this here

wavechild:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

GOOD

wavechild:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

GOOD

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